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The Irish Interview

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-30 - 13:51:30

Sir Trevor McDonut: Good evening Irish

Irish: Good evening Sir Trevor

STM: I hope you are well?

I: Very well thank you.

STM: I would like to interview you so that you can then spend 8 periods of time breaking the interview down word by word and then posting it on your blog.

I: No I don't think I could do that.

STM: Why is that Irish?

I: Because nobody would be so ego-centric, self-centered or self-important as to want to do that.

STM: Yes I can see the point.

I: I am glad that you can.

STM: In that case thanks for coming in and good night.

I: Good night.

Ego-centric, self-centered or self-important? Well the very occassional person might be.

Irish


 
 

A New Meaning For Coconut!!

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-30 - 10:56:11

Heard some debate on the tv this moring about a new use of the word COCONUT.

Apparently this is being used, disparagingly, amongst the Asian community for those who are seen as brown on the outside and white on the inside, to somehow allow them to improve their working lives.

This doesn't seem overly fair to me.  Sometimes we all have to act as something we are not in our daily business lives to oil the flow of commerce etc., whether you are Asian, Greek, English or anything else. Underneath it all, you are what you are and as such you should not be judged for how you appear to behave some of the time when you need to "fit in" to a situation.

Or am I being naive here?

Irish 

Stats Are Now Stellar!!!

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-30 - 07:49:46

According to the stats, which are fascinating me more and more I am afraid, I had 5,500 hits yesterday. That is an amazing amount. Funny thing is, that doesn't put me in the top 20!!!

I wonder how many hits those bloggers have had.

The world of blogland is going mad.

Irish

Test "The Buzz" - Leave A Comment

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-28 - 09:03:22

Yesterday I posted about "The Buzz" entitled "Test The Buzz - Not Very Buzzing".

Nobody seems able to work out how posts get on there.

So I would ask that you post a comment on here, anything you like as long as it is not rude, and see whether this post gets on there. Will need plenty of comments, 30 or 40 probably so please help me out.

Let's see if we can make some sense of "The Buzz".

Thanks for your help folks

Irish

UPDATE: Now 2 days on and I still can't work it out. Some posts with only 10 comments are on "The Buzz" some, such as this one with well over 20 comments aren't. Think I can say that it is nothing to do with the amount of comments then!!!!

£135,000 A Week - Doctors Are Cheap By Comparison

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-28 - 08:57:37

So, a footballer is being paid £135,000 a week , John Terry, and nobody appears to bat an eyelid. He is getting paid for what millions do for enjoyment all over the world. Good luck to him I say.

But ....... and there is always a but.

Why then is there such an outcry because doctors are earning £100,000 A YEAR?

Remember them. They are the people that save lives etc.?

The whole concept of pay and fair remuneration appears to be completely out of kilter, or if not, our understanding of it is.

By the way £135,000 a week equates to just over £7,000,000 a year (7 million for those of you that don't do noughts) or 70 doctors.

Just a thought.

Irish

The Buzz - Not Very Buzzing

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-27 - 15:10:24

Have you had a look at the home page The Buzz. Takes you to what I suppose are the "happening man" posts. Can't quite work out how the posts get on there. Can't be because they are up to the minute as there are posts on there that are days old.

Aha, thinks I they are the ones that attract a lot of comments and are therefore of interest, but no again. There are lots of posts that have more comments on than some of the ones on there so it can't be that.

Anyone got any other ideas?

Or should we just tell BCUK to buzz of with The Buzz?

Irish

Liberal And Democratic Stripper

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-27 - 11:50:00

This is a Liberal Democrat lady councillor:

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Funnily enough, several other Liberal Democrat councillors in Bideford have resigned because she has been elected. They do not feel that a Stripper/Stripogram/Kissogram lady should be a councillor.

Not very Liberal or Democratic as far as I can see.

Picture above along with others published in the Daily Mail.

I would vote for her just out of mischief.

Irish

Uninsured? Tough

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-27 - 07:42:49

Just seen a news item. Gloucester council are creating a fund for the flood victims because they are receiving offers of help and cheques and there is no system to distribute the help offered. Great idea, well done.

But, and there is always a but, they say they will channel the help towards the elderly, the vulnerable and the uninsured. Irish says NO!

The elderly and the vulnerable, yes. The uninsured no. If people are reckless and irresponsible enough not to insure their properties then that is down to them. Unless they can prove that they were uninsurable (a very, very tiny minority of properties in this country) then they should take the consequences. The fact that they were uninsured should have no bearing whatsoever on their situation and any help that they receive.

Personal responisbility for ones actions.

Irish

920 Hits - Right!!!!

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-26 - 10:07:12

According to the system this blog has acquired 920 hits today from 43 visitors. RIght!!!

I am not that egotistical to believe that each of the visitors has viewed 20 plus posts each.

So I don't actually believe the figures to be true, but I will take the boost to my numbers.
 
Does anybody else get these weird figures? I have not experienced it before today.

Irish

Double Entendres - The Very Best - Funny

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-26 - 08:55:16

Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV or Radio.

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"
 
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.

Irish

It Gets Worse - A Celebrity Blog?

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-25 - 16:37:12

For those of you who saw my posting re Denaiel thingy getting drunk on his 18th birthday, you will realise this celebrity worship pains me no end. Imagine my horror when I noticed a blog on here dedicated to .... wait for it ......

BRITNEY SPEARS.

That is very sad.

Irish

You Couldn't Make It Up

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-25 - 13:24:59

Two stories that show how daft we in this country have become.

1.
A Buddhist restaurantier wanted to open a restaurant called "The Fat Buddha". The local council would let him in case he upset the local Buddhists.

2.
A black West Indian dustman was given a verbal warning for wearing a bandana that had the Cross of St. George on it. He was told that the wearing of the item could upset local ethnic minorities.

They are true honest!

Anybody feel a Victor Meldrew moment coming on?

Irish

Massive News Story

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-25 - 08:38:18

Lad gets drunk celebrating his 18th birthday. That's it. In all the papers. Ridiculous I know. The 18 year old in question is the lad who plays Harry Potter, Daniel somebody-or-other. Exciting eh?

Just goes to show how purile this interest in "celebrities" really is.

Get a life.

Irish

Anybody Want A Fight?

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-21 - 15:16:20

That is how I feel at the moment. Rain, rain,rain. For the second time this year the cricket ground has been flooded. Not as bad this time as last but still bad enough to put the cup final in jeoppardy that we are supposed to play on Wednesday.

Absolutely frustrated to the back teeth. Done my weight training, been out for a run in the rain and still feel completely pissed off with it all.

AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Irish

Black As Night

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-20 - 16:13:27

Only description for what is happening at the moment is "It is pissing it down". It looks like night time here. Driving wind and rain. All the cars with their lights on and windscreen wipers slapping but not coping with the amount of water.

Roads are covered in water, car park drains just about coping with the deluge.

Horrendous in Skegness.

Irish

Glasgow Airport - A Jocks View - Humour

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-19 - 21:10:25

This was sent to me by one of my Scottish colleagues. I thought it was so good and politically incorrect that it needs a wider audience. So, in the knowledge that this may upset a few people, here goes.

Pure Rabbie Burns?

Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more than he could say

A fanatic muslim bastard
Wiz doin what he had planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.

A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht a wumman driver
Or at least someone half-pissed...

But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's outlawed band

The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set himself on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire

Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort's nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear

Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So tak yer worldwide jihad
An get yersel tae F*ck

Now is that not just the best?

English translations are available on rquest.

Irish

I Can Open My Own *%^$* Door

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-17 - 11:11:38

What is happening to my world?

Yesterday decided to pop up town at lunchtime to go and have a look at the local department store summer sale. On my way in a lady was coming towards me so, as I was taught to do many, many years ago, I held the door open for her to exit the store with a polite "After you".

Her reply to me was "I can open my own f*^$£"*g door, I am not useless".

So much for my normal show of good manners.

Now this lady was probably late 30's, early 40's and well dressed. I was gobsmacked. Just what do women want nowadays? If this is the result of feminism then you feminists have got it all wrong.

The use of good manners is not a slur on anybodys capabilities. Good manners should be accepted for what they are. Nor is an innocent compliement such as "You look very smart today" or somesuch a sexist slur or an invitation for a roll in the stationary cupboard.  They should be accepted in the same way. If not, where does that leave people like myself who have been brought up to treat the female of the species with respect?

I don't know whether I am on my arse or my elbow in this world sometimes!!!!!!!

Irish

SELFISH NIMBY TOSSPOTS

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-17 - 09:59:24

I have copied the article below in full. Not something that I normally do, but in this case I am so incensed by the totally self-centered and selfish behaviour of those involved that I think you should all see this.

This comes from yesterday's Daily Mail. Hope I am not infringing any laws by doing this but if I am then so be it.

"It is often the first port of call for servicemen and women returning home after being wounded in Iraq or Afghanistan.

Soldiers who may have lost limbs or suffered severe trauma spend months rebuilding their lives at Headley Court military rehabilitation centre.

But when an Armed Forces charity decided to buy a £ 1.7million six-bedroom house nearby so visiting relatives would have somewhere to stay, the well-heeled neighbours in Ashtead, Surrey, launched their own offensive.

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Ashtead

Battlelines drawn: The £1.7million house in Ashtead where soldiers' families could stay

The Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Families Association, which has applied to the local council to to make some alterations at the property, including installing a wheelchair ramp, had been hoping for no objections.

After all, Headley Court had been part of the area for more than 60 years.

But residents apparently do mind. They have flooded the council with almost 100 letters of protest, raising every conceivable objection to the new property being used to house families visiting soldiers.

They claimed 'additional noise' and 'huge amount of additional traffic' would ruin the peace of the private lane and warned that the value of their multi-million-pound properties would plummet.

The families 'would not be welcome', they said, and their arrival could 'destroy the character' of the area.

One resident even objected on security grounds, claiming the house could become a terrorist target, while another suggested wheelchairs would present a fire hazard.

Planners at Mole Valley District Council will consider the case on August 1 but last night serving soldiers made their views clear.

One Army officer recently returned from Iraq told the Mail: "They make me sick. It's just staggeringly selfish.

"Perhaps these people would care to come out to the field hospital in Basra and tell some young soldier having his leg amputated after a [bomb] attack exactly why his family isn't worthy to rub shoulders with this bunch in their Surrey village.

"Who do they think they are? Do they have the slightest clue about the sacrifices-young soldiers make on their behalf every day? Shame on them."

SSAFA spokesman Athol Hendry said: "These people should be ashamed of themselves. This level of hostility is incredibly disappointing and frankly astonishing.

"If you've just got back from risking your life in Iraq, you've lost two legs and you learn your young family are not welcome near the hospital where you're being treated - what kind of a message is that?"

When the Mail tried to speak to residents, none would be quoted.

Residents' association chairman Malcolm Webb, a 58-year-old oil executive, denied residents were 'nimbys'.

"This is just the wrong place and the wrong property," he said. "Some are concerned - in these awful days when these ghastly terrorists go after the softest targets - about the security situation."

It is difficult to believe that the well-heeled local tosser residents would look down on the injured servicemen and their families like this.

Irish

Thunder Flies - AAAAGGGGHHHH

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-16 - 15:51:35

It is stinking hot here this afternoon and very muggy. This appears to have triggered zillions of little black thunder flies to swarm into the surgery. Everybody and everything is covered in them.

They are an absolute pestilence. So small they can only just be seen and jet black. They itch like the devil.

i ain't putting up with this much longer. I am going to take a flier.

Bleeding things. What use are they?

Irish

8 Foot - Flesh Eating Chimpanzees

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-16 - 11:35:11

Interesting article today regarding sightings of 8 foot tall, flesh eating chimpanzees in the deep Congo jungles. There have been sightings of these beasts since the late 19th century and the sightings are remarkable in their consistency.

It is believed that the chimps hunt virtually any other animal including, wait for it, lion and leopard.

These claims are not as far-fetched as you would at first believe. It has recently been proven that chimps (the normal ones) are not the lovable largley vegetarian creatures that it was believed. They hunt other primates in troops, using their intelligence to corral the victims. They are then swiftly despatced and torn limb from limb and shared out amongst the troop. NICE.

I don't know if the 8 foot chimp story will ever be proven but I hope it is. I love these sort of enigmas.

Irish

The World At War

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-15 - 12:40:28

Don't know if you have seen this fantastic documentary series about the Second World War. It is, in my opinion, one of the best documentaries ever made about any subject. Tried to get a copy of the series on dvd many times but very expensive and a long waiting list.

Now I have collected a few tokens from the Daily Mail and I am going to get the complete set for £6.99 postage. Marvellous effort that. Can't wait to get my disks. The tv is going to be warm for a while.

Irish

The Sunday Talking Point - Terrorist Suspects

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-15 - 09:31:46

The head of the Association of Chief Police Officers has stated that there should be no definite limit to the amount of time that a terrorist suspect can be held for questioning and investigation.

The House Of Commons rejected a bill that would give the police the power to hold suspects for 90 days and made it 28 days instead.

Who is correct here?

Well I think that the police are. I see no reason why someone suspected of terrorism cannot be held until it is proven one way or the other. Now I know the civil liberties lobby will be up in arms about this, but from my perspective this is not about the civil liberty of the suspects but about the civil liberty of the everyday person in the street to be kept safe. If that means that a terror suspect can be held indefinitely, then so be it.

We need to be striking back at the terrorists, the recent attempts in London and Glasgow back this up. This is a good starting point.

Irish

Green Lycra - For La Spice and Female Readers

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-14 - 12:03:33

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Sorry Spicers, couldn't find my pink bow tie. Enjoy anyway.

Irish

Tagging Intelligensia

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-14 - 11:50:26

I have been visited by another loyal reader who has left a tag that simply says "CRAP". As ever your feedback is invaluable.

In an effort to educate the author I thought I would tell you all that the word CRAP derives from Mr Crapper who invented the flushing toilet. Therefore the terms "Going to the Crapper" or "Going for a crap" entered the English language.

Obviously the word Crap then moved onwards to be an acceptable term to denegrate anything felt to be less than perfect, unworthy or generally not very good.

Here endeth the lesson. If the author of the tag wants any help with the big words he/she only needs to ask.

And for future reference, yes this post does meet another tag head on which was "Pompous". How I love them all.

Irish

The Red Zebra

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-14 - 09:10:22

The Red Zebra are starting to blush - more later.

There's A Lot Going On

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-14 - 07:55:52

This blogland of ours seems to be going from strength to strength. More bloggers, more blogs, more interest, more hits and more comments.

I like it.

There is a good eclectic mix with many disparate views which makes the whole thing most entertaining.

Keep up the good work folks and thanks for the entertainment.

Irish

Postal Strike - Anyone Notice?

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-13 - 21:03:06

Yep today there was a strike by Royal Mail workers. Once upon a time that would be a national disaster, but now - no.

The Royal Mail is facing huge competition at this time, losing customers and the posties look at that and go on strike. Gonna cost them their jobs in the long run.

As a query: A postie earns about £17000 a year but they want more. I reckon that is not a bad screw for moving mail about the country and pushing it through the letter box, especially as most of it is rubbish anyway. Head commisar of the Communication Workers Union says that is not enough, what say you?

Irish

50 Suicide Attempts

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-07-13 - 16:41:00

A woman in Wales has entered the sea 50 times saying she is going to commit suicide and has been pulled out each time.

This is estimated to have cost the Emergency Services 1 Million Pounds so far and put her rescuers at risk many times. She has been given an ASBO stating that she cannot go to the beach or into the sea. Needless to say she has broken the order and is now going to be sentenced.

I reckon this woman is playing a game. Nobody can be so incompetent as to fail 50 times.

If she goes for number 51 it is about time that she was left to sink or swim if you pardon the pun.

Irish