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Yes - Booh The Players

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-24 - 21:07:18

The fans around the country have been booing the players that failed to get England into Euro 2008. Several commentators have described this as "unfortunate", "wrong" and "pathetic" and have said that it is not down to individual players.

These commentators and pundits are wrong. Yes it is down to the players as much as the management.

Individual players make up the team. They have under-performed. If the people that make the game what it is, the fans, wish to show their disappointment and frustration by booing the players that is their right. They pay the money to watch the game. They buy the replica shirts. They buy the Sky subscriptions.

If these players want to take the money then they should deliver the goods. This is not a cosy club for the overpaid and the retired. This is real life sport.

Boo them if you feel it is the kick up the arris that these prima-donnas deserve.

Irish


 
 

Unfair On Mclaren

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-24 - 15:52:45

I thought it was totally out of order to sack Steve Mclaren as England manager.

He is a great bloke, a great manager and a great motivator. He has been very harshly treated.

None of England failing to qualify for Euro 2008 was his fault.

I think he is fantastic.

Could I borrow one of your Carribean homes for a couple of weeks Steve please?

Irish

2 Irish Engineers And A Blonde

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-24 - 11:06:43

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

 

A  blonde walks by and asked what they were doing.

 

Paddy: 'We're supposed  to find the height of this flagpole,

but we don't have a ladder.

 

'The blonde took a spanner from her purse,

loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements and 
announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.

She then walked off.

 

Mick said:
'Now, to be sure, isn't that just like a blonde!

We need the height and she gives us the length.'

Okay leave it, leave it alright?

Irish

Clever Little Booger

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-24 - 11:02:28

I love kids but couldn't eat a whole one in a sitting!!!!

The scene is Bishoploch Primary School, Glasgow.  
Teacher: 'Good morning children, today is Thursday, so we're going to have a general knowledge quiz. The pupil who gets the answer right can have Friday and Monday off and not come back to school until Tuesday.'  
Wee Murray thinks, 'Ya beauty! I'm pure dead brilliant at general knowledge, so I am. This is goannae be a doddle!'   Teacher: ' Right class, who can tell me who said. ' Don't ask what our country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?'  
Wee Murray shoots up his hand, waving furiously in the air.
Teacher looking round picks Farqhuar Fauntleroy at the front. 'Yes, Farqhuar?' Farqhuar (in a very English accent): ' Yes miss, the answer is J F Kennedy - inauguration speech 1960.'
Teacher: 'Very good Farqhuar. You may stay off Friday and Monday and we will see you back in class on Tuesday.'  
The next Thursday comes around, and Wee Murray is even more determined.
Teacher: 'Who said 'We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the air, we will fight them at sea. But we will never surrender?'
Wee Murray's hand shoots up, arm stiff as a board, shouting 'I know, I know. Pick me Miss, pick me Miss'   Teacher looking round and picks Tarquin-Smythe, sitting at the front: 'Yes Tarquin.'
Tarquin (in a very, very posh English accent): 'Yes miss, the answer is Winston Churchill, 1941 Battle of Britain speech.' Teacher: 'Very good Tarquin, you may stay off Friday and Monday and come back to class on Tuesday.'
The following Thursday comes around and Wee Murray is hyper; he's been studying encyclopaedias all week and he's ready for anything that comes. He's coiled in his wee chair, dribbling in anticipation.
Teacher: 'Who said 'One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind?'
Wee Murray's arm shoots straight in the air, he's standing on his seat, jumping up and down screaming 'Pick me miss. Pick me miss. I know, I know. Me Miss, me miss, meeeeee '  
Teacher looking round the class picks Rupert, sitting at the front. 'Yes, Rupert?'
Rupert (In a frightfully, frightfully, ever so plummy English accent): 'Miss, that was Neil Armstrong, 1969, the first moon landing.'
Teacher: 'Very good Rupert. You may stay off Friday and Monday and come back into class on Tuesday.'  
Wee Murray loses the plot altogether, tips his desk and throws his wee chair at the wall. He starts screaming : 'WHERE THE F@&K DID ALL THESE ENGLISH B@ST@RDS COME FROM?'
Teacher spins back round from the blackboard and shouts: 'Who said that?'  
Wee Murray grabs his coat and bag and heads for the door, 'Bonnie Prince Charlie, Culloden, 1746.  See ye on Tuesday Miss.'

Irish

Just For Fun Alzheimes Eye Test

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-24 - 09:23:00

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST  

Count every "
F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

The answer which will surprise you is...................

6.

Go on count again.

Very clever this the brain has difficulty counting the letter combination O,F. If you got six first time round you are in the genius class.

Good eh?

Irish

Well Done Norwich

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-22 - 19:40:39

City of Norwich turned out in force to welcome home the Royal Anglian Regiment from Afghanistan where they have been involved in the heaviest fighting seen by the British Army for decades. Sadly, not all of the soldiers returned, a danger for all servicemen.

Those that did were greeted by large flag waving crowds as the Regiment marched through the city. Those that didn't were remember with high respect.
Other towns and cities could learn a real lesson from the good burghers of Norwich.

Irish

Cantankerous

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-22 - 00:03:50

I used to be cantankerous,
But now I'm not okay,
I said I'm not,
I'm truly not,
So don't argue with me okay,

Listen,
I said don't argue,
You know I'm always right,
And if you keep disagreeing with me,
You'll end up in a fight.

You say it's black,
I say it's white,
You say it's wrong,
I say it's right,
You say it's day,
I say it's night.

I used to cantankerous,
But now I'm not okay,
It's you, you just don't listen,
To a single word I say.

Irish

Copyright Irish-Le-Feaux 2007

Man Of Honour

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-21 - 23:34:12

That is what the bloke who ran Her Majestys Revenue and Customs is. He pissed 25 million people of and so resigned. Mclaren has done the same to twice as many and has stated he won't.

Lesson there somewhere Stevie boy!!!!!

Irish

Boycott The Premier League

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-21 - 23:16:32

That is what all true England supporters should now do. They should stay away until the FA find the balls (pardon the pun) to sort out the ridiculous system whereby the top clubs in the country are putting out teams full of foreign players.

Tonights England debacle showed just what the present situation is doing to OUR football. Half of the team that were playing tonight can't get a game for their clubs on a regular basis.

Still I suppose most of the Premier club fans will be too daft to do so.

Irish

ASHAMED

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-21 - 23:05:14

That is how the bunch of multi-millionaire so-called football stars should feel tonight. Given a footballing lesson.

England not in the top 16 in European football. Diabolical.

I am truly gutted.

Irish

Wear This

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-21 - 20:15:46

One for Mr Brown
dunces hat

One for Mr Darling
dunces hat

Sod it one for the whole Labour government.

dunces hat

Irish

Its Cold Here

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-21 - 20:05:43

Has been between 3 and 5 degrees below average here over the last 3 weeks.

Global warming? Please send me some.

Irish

Men - Who Buys Your Clothes?

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-17 - 10:13:49

Saw a Trinny and Susannah programme on the TV the other night. Yeah I know don't say it!!!!  I find them annoyingly comedic.

This was about mens clothes and dressing, unusually. It appeared to show that there are a huge amount of men who do not buy there own clothes but leave it to the woman in their life!! What????

Do men really do that? If so there is no wonder there are so many men of a certain age that dress like teenagers!!

Come on blokes, you must know what you like. The age of the dinosaur passed long ago!!

Irish

The Buzz - Still Confused

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-17 - 10:02:43

Posted about "The Buzz" when it first made an appearance on this site.  It is listed as an option on the home page. Couldn't understand it then and can't understand it now. It appears to list posts as "Buzzing" based on the number of comments that they have attracted. It counts and lists those with as few as 7 or 8. Fair enough.

However, I have very recent posts with more than that number of comments and they don't appear anywhere? This appears strange.
Do you have to sign up to appear there? As I am already Pro I would have thought not.

So how does it work?

Buggered if I know.
Come on Blog.Co.UK someone put me out of my misery eh?

Irish

England Football - My Prediction

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-17 - 09:24:27

What is going to happen regarding Euro 2008 qualification?

Here is my prediction.

Russia will beat Israel tonight and so put an end to any of our qualifying hopes as Croatia will also beat Macedonia.

On Wednesday England will get a draw with Croatia.

I am not sure about Mclarens future. I think that he will stay in the job but as this is in the lap of the FA, who knows? They may bow to media pressure and get rid of him, but if they do who is going to be mad enough to want to take the job on?

I am not sure if he should be sacked to be honest. If he is it will only go to hide the fact that English football has a very soft underbody now. There are not enough players of real quality playing consistently in the Premiership.  Therefore when there is an injury to one of the few players of real class being selected for England then there are no real alternatives and second-raters are being picked.

Players are vastly overpaid and tend to live in a surreal world far removed from the fans. This, I believe, has taken the edge off their desire to be the best.

Look at what the Under-21s are doing at the moment. Beating all before them, top of their qualifying group and almost certainties to move into the latter stages of the competition. So the raw talent is there. Then what happens? Well the players do not get the opportunity of gaining experience in the top flight and so fall behind their international rivals. They then move in to the full England side and then fail, mostly due to lack of experience. A sad scenario.

Will it be improved? No I don't think so. The FA do not have the backbone to do anything about it, nor do they have the vision or the will. The people that run the FA are also on the gravy-train and won't be rocking the boat.

Very sadly, I think we are watching the slow decline of English international football. International football will have less and less real meaning over time as club football inexorably moves to a pan-european stage. It will not be long before the clubs are playing in a pan-european league that will replace the present europena competitions. This will become, as it has to a great extent, the real focus of football in this country.

The only real winner? The channel tunnel.

I really hope that I am wrong.

Irish

Virginiy Repair

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-16 - 19:49:13

Much has been said to condemn this practice and rightly so. This is a completely useless and wasteful procedure. To think that this is being done on the NHS, for free mind you, is ridiculous and scandalous. Think of other things that this money could be spent on instead of this!!

However this goes much deeper than the NHS slant. What about the way that this degrades women?

A fantastic piece in the papers today by Saira Khan tells it from a muslim womans point of view.

This is well worth reading so pleas click here.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=494356&in_page_id=1879

This is such a breath of fresh air after all the muslim fundamentalist stuff that has been spouted. Muslim sanity I think. All power to this ladies elbow and I hope that there are thousands more like her.

Irish

Over The Top (Episode 2)

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-15 - 18:57:06

I recommend that you read the first part of this story on my previous post Over The Top.

(Continued)

But God was not listening, or at least he wasn't listening to me at that moment. Looking down the line he probably had many more before me to deal with. Poor Sods.

Christ it's cold. The kind of cold that you don' ever get used too. Come to think of it, I can't remember when I last felt warm. Will I ever feel warm again.

Panic settling down now. Feel strangely numb.
Know I am going to have to do it, know I don't want to.

"2 minutes - Stand to. 2 minutes stand to."

Now all the NCO's spring to life. Cajoling and bawling at the blokes. Getting them up and ready to go. Ready to go where? Up the bloody ladders, that' where. A wooden road to oblivion.

Almost in spite of myself I move. Get in line. Lieutenant Gibbs pushes past me. Strange little bloke. Always been good to the men. Sort of man that you would follow, even now. Not that we have much choice. Full of confidence he is. Then why is he shaking on that ladder? Sweating despite the cold.

"1 minute - Oficers Ready. One minute" comes the shout.

Breathing deeply now. Controlling the rising panic and ignoring the rising bile. Gun held ready. Best friend they say. Not at this moment in time.

Dunc is right in front of me now. Christ what a stink. Smells like the previous nights state has returned.

Gibbs is staring intently at his watch, whistle goes up to his mouth.

Whistles blow. Shit we are going to do it. Ghost-like listless men push themselves forward up the ladders and disappear over the top. Still on the ladder when the screams begin. Don't want to go but being pushed from behind.

At the top. Christ what a sight. Men in khaki as far as the eye can see both sides. Pouring over the top. Steadfastly going forward .. and then collapsing. 100 yards in front of me and hardly anyone is standing. 100 yards. Christ life isn't now measured in time but distance. 100 yards. Moving on. Why am I?

Shouldn't I just stop? Shouldn't I just drop to the ground and stay there? Of course I should. Will I? No. 
Fuck knows why but I go on. Bullets sing and zip through the air. Buzzing like bees. Nothing else to be heard. 

Come on you Kraut bastards. Come on. Look out for me because I am coming. Yes. 

On I go picking up speed. Heavy going in the cloying freezing pools of mud .... and the bodies. Raise my rifle. Can see them just ahead. Going to fire my first shot of the war, first chance at the first German I have seen. He is going to get it. The bastard.

Pain. What? More pain. Ground freezing cold under my back. Mud soaking through by uniform. Pain. Get up!!!!

No movement. Come on you useless body get up. Nothing ... except pain. 
Then nothing.

Irish 

Over The Top

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-14 - 20:52:58

"10 minutes" the shout goes up "10 mnutes". Jesus, the mad bastards are finally going to make us do it. Well they couldn't have picked a worse day for it. Frost all night sinking into this muddy hell-hole and then as soon as it got light it has rained continuously. Rained, pissed it down some of the coarser lads would say.

"Don't point that scabby thing at me!" yells Jenkins.

"I really need a piss" moans Dunc "Why can't I piss? I have been pissing and shitting myself all night and now I can't go"
 
His face is as white as a sheet, eyes red-rimmed and staring. Hand shaking.

"Well put the bugger away" advises Jenkins it will get frost-bite in this weather".

Bloody hell. How can he make jokes at a time like this. Chirst I feel sick. Ten minutes. No -  less than that.

The Corporal passes by "Come on my lads" he says "Bit of back-bone now eh? We are going to go and show them bastard Germans what for. Come on lads a bit of back-bone."

A slow whimpering whine goes up. Rodney sinks to his knees and empties the meagre contents of his stomach onto the brown sludge. "Please don't make me go over, don't please. I aint ready to die - Please" The last word wails out into the cold air.

Jenkins leaps forward and kicks hard into his midrift. "Shut up" he yells. "Who wants to listen to your fucking rubbish? We are all going. Hear me?" His boot bounces off the tin-helmet of the now prone whimpering Rodney.

"Pack that up now!" yells the corporal. "Get up and shut up" he orders as he pulls Rodney to his feet. " Sort him out you".

Me. How does he expect me to sort him out. I daren't let go of the wooden post beside the ladder that leads to oblivion. If I move I reckon I am going to collapse into a heap as well.
Then from down the line comes the shout "5 minutes - check your weapons. 5 minutes"

Five minutes. How can I make them last. Bollocks I'm scared. Stomach churns and turns to ice water. Blood pounds in my ears. Sight grows dim as if the watery light is dying. Can't do this. Just can't. I swear if it wasn't for the freezing water leaking into my collar and down my back I would pass out.
Come on God help me out - I plead.

(Episode 2 to come)

Irish
Copyright Irish-Le-Feaux 2007

Firefighters Are Burnt

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-14 - 20:07:15

Yes in one part of the country 3 firement lose their lives protecting life and limb. Very tragic.

Local news reports that in another part of the country firefighters are having to respond to calls doubled up. Two engines instead of one.

Why? Because the brave youths in Grimsby have decided that it is good sport to assault, throw bricks and fireworks at fire crews going about their business. The brigade has, quite rightly, got completely pissed off with this and have resorted to fitting cameras on all sides of the engines and having one crew watching the backs of the other whilst they put out fires.

Dumb scum is not a strong enough term to describe these morons.

Irish

LOOK AT THE TITS ON THIS!!!

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-10 - 09:38:02

titsonthis

Go on I gotcher didn't I.

Don't forget to feed the birds now that it is getting a lot colder.

Irish

title-3273678

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-10 - 09:23:55

Why do these people get elected?

Hilary Beach the Mayoress (probably thinks that term is a slight on her sex) of Chepstow has requested the Rifle Regiment not to carry guns at the Rememberance Parade tomorrow because guns are too violent.

Like a lot of her ilk this dozy woman has no sense of history, right or wrong, military etiquette or tradition.

If she does not want the military to be able to pay their respects to those that have given their lives for this country in a proper manner in her town, then she should tell them so and they can go elsewhere.

Following her idiotic logic through, perhaps we ought to have said to the Germans during two world wars, and others since "Please don't do that you know it is not nice" and the aggressors would have blushed coyly and gone home.

Give us a break please.

Irish

Boy Falls Out Of Double-Decker Bus

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-10 - 09:10:07

Local new reports on the TV have carried the story of a 12 year old boy who fell out of THE TOP WINDOW of a double-decker bus whilst on his way to school. He broke his leg.

Now the boys mother is demanding that all school buses carry supervisors to ensure that the children are safe from this sort of thing.

What sort of thing? How does a 12 year old boy sitting on a bus minding his own business fall out of one of the tiny windows on a double-decker?

The answer is he can't.

Only a stupid child that does not want to behave himself and can't control his actions manages to climb out of a bus window and fall to the ground!!!

Bus supervisors for 12 year olds?

No missus. You make sure that he behaves himself on the mammoth 10 to 20 minute journey by bus, or failing that you take the responsibility for getting him to school safel himself if he can't be trusted not to do something as stupic.

Irish

Off To Burn The Traitor

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-03 - 19:35:22

That time of year again and we are off to burn the traitorous Guy Fawkes once again. I love bonfire night.
I am ensuring that my daughter carries on my love of the whole thing. She hasn't needed any persuasion. She loves the story of how he tried to blow up parliament etc.

guy fawkes

Doesn't look too evil does he? Glad he was caught or it could have changed this country forever.

Irish

My Favourite Advert

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-03 - 11:49:40

This is it. A real challenge to society I reckon.

hobgoblin

A real beer this. Go on, broaden your horizons. Drink real beer you may like it!!

Irish

Not Happy Being RIght

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-03 - 11:44:07

Some months ago I blogged about the idiocy of taking out mortgages 5 times salary. I pointed out the dangers of taking this route and in the main I was roundly condemned for doing so.

Comments such as it is the only way I can afford a house just about summed up the response. I did point out that if these mortgages were taken out then those doing so could not really "afford" the mortgage, they could just get one.

It gives me no pleasure then to report that the biggest mortgage lenders have put together a report warning that house repossessions are set to rise by 50% in the next year, as interest rates, taxes and the cost of living continue to rise.

I sometimes think that the lessons of history are never learnt. Look at the huge number of repossessions in the 90's. Negative equity, unaffordable interest rates etc.

Will we learn in the future. Sadly, probably not. The total reliance on credit that has become the norm for huge numbers in our society is now too deeply ingrained. Credit is not a bad thing as long as the debt is managed. That is something that has been ignored or forgotten.

"If you can't afford it, don't buy it", is now viewed as a totally old-fashioned outlook. All I can say is that I am glad it is mine.

Irish

£130,000 A Week?

by Irish-Le-Feaux @ 2007-11-02 - 19:51:08

That type of weekly wage is obscene, especially for doing something as ligh-weight as playing football. Charging fans £25-£44 to help pay the wages is just as bad. I think the Minister was quite correct in pointing that out.

Top flight football has already been taken away from the masses. Footballs image has been tarnished by these financial exhorbitances and many football fans, myself included, have been completely turned off by the way it has gone.

Just think. The players that are earning that type of money have not won anything on the international stage for 41 years so far and it looks as though they won't even qualify for a second level tournament such as the European Championships now. Pathetic.

Not only is it immoral that they get paid at these kind of levels, but by their very performances it shows that they don't deserve it anyway.

Irish